Welcome to the crazy economy. Where Pokemon cards are worth more than gold and nobody has any idea what the hell is going on anymore. Well, guess what, it isn't stopping soon. The crazy will peak for years to come, and if you're looking for some new safe investments to help you through these confusing times, might we suggest the Among US chicken nugget, currently for bid on eBay, at $50,900.00.

According to the eBay listing, the nugget is located in Draper, Utah, and was found in a BTS McDonald's collab bag. The listing describes the nuggets as in "used condition", with a shelf life of 14-days. For potential buyers, the listing confirms the "item will be Frozen and then Air sealed to ensure freshness with secure shipping method." The item is still available for bid, which ends this Friday at 3:06 am (est).

So if you want to own a piece of history, or if you're suffering from severe brain damage, go ahead and place a bid, we promise we won't laugh at you. I mean look at this little thing. Who gives a SHIT!

From the side.

"Xbox’s Twitter replied to the official Among us twitter that had posted about it and mentioned that it had better come with Szechuan sauce if it sells for this price.. Jokes on them.. I have Szechuan and at buyers request will ship some with the nugget." Got em!